Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.

by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

Egg

The best thing to exist in the entirety of mankind.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.

I love eggs almost as much as I love committing tax evasion!

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

egg

someone that has the appearance of a hard boiled egg; natalie

girl: omg she looks like such an egg!
other girl: yeah that’s natalie.

by brookline scott April 7, 2019

Cracked the egg

When someone farts while in the middle of sex.

"Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.

by Lucky Smppth December 4, 2016

egg burst

egg burst!

egg burst!

by Debskelly1985 May 26, 2023

boil an egg

When Bill Nye is sweet talking you.

Hey girl, can I boil an egg in your house?

by meeshellss August 5, 2015