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alberta fur trapper

When a man has sex with a woman who has a hairy vagina. He puts a wax pad on the infected area. And slowly tears it off during intercouse.
Megan Fox gave Justin Bieber herpes doing the Alberta Fur Trapper.
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trapper keeper band

Band whose lyrics are of fantastical or epic nature, similar to the artwork on trapper keeper folders from the 80s and 90s, often depicting images of fantasy, such as knights, castles, and wizards. Usually associated with power, gothic, symphonic or progressive metal.

(Examples: Dragonforce, Kamelot, Epica, Symphony X.)
"Dude, lets to go a DragonForce concert!"
"I don't know, they are such a trapper keeper band!"
"So, they still rock!"
"You're right, lets go."

Bear Trapped 

1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.
"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"
Bear Trapped by provparkside December 18, 2012

Trapping (job)

The act of getting multiple junkies hooked on drugs so that they are in a constant, timed need of your services (ex, pills, cocaine, crack)
Hello Steve, I am a trap star, my job is Trapping (job), I sell drugs Steve
Trapping (job) by 6trap6camel6 February 27, 2015

Fat Trapper 

Usually someone of the male gender who isolates an overweight female for awkward sexual moments on a club dance floor.
"Oh man look at Joe! He's one hell of a Fat Trapper."
Fat Trapper by Tasty_Muffin May 24, 2009

Trapaholic 

Addicted to the day to day grind/hustle tryna make that cash
That boy sure is a trapaholic, on the grind all day and night.
Trapaholic by Paid Wenzel April 19, 2008