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Paul

Paul is a really unfriendly and weird guy. He is very bad at grammar and if he likes you, he gets unbelievably annoying. If you see a Paul, you think he‘s attractive at first but after some time you get to see his real and ugly side. Even though he seems like the nice guy next door, HE IS NOT!! He will drive you crazy (not in a good way) and you‘ll never move on!! Sometimes he talks bad about you and the only positive thing about him is his looks... He is stupid, childish , and the most disgusting guy ever! Stay the f away from him!!!
Person 1: Wow! This person is DISGUSTING

Person 2: Of course! His name is Paul
by Lutzebibabutze May 12, 2020
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kiera miah paul

The biggest poo head on earth, really fit and is everyone's type, whenever she says that she's fat you have to just go along with it because otherwise she gets annoyed and she also loves george
Did you see Kiera Miah Paul

She definitely my type
Booty
by Gorgeous boy named bob November 27, 2017
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Pauled

Pauled or Paulied

Noun / pronoun

Noun/ pauled
To brake something without adequate force

Pro noun/ to have Paulied

To have tried to fix a minor problem only to creat a bigger problem
"For fuck sake paul, you've pauled it.
by Johny Mcdoneya July 5, 2021
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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
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Paul's Soulmate

Paul is a 16 year old boy from the New York area. He loves playing instruments in his school!

When he looks for love, his soulmate is the first one he sees!

Paul's Soulmate is Sophia, a 15 year old girl who also is really into band!

If your a guy named Paul, your soulmate is a 15 year old girl name Sophia!!!
Sophia is Paul's Soulmate
by johniscoolyk December 15, 2024
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Paul

Paul is a potato boy. He has red hair regradless of if you cant see it, he does, get better eyes.
Hi paul
yo
YOu have red hair
no i don't!!!!!
ya you do, you are a paul. LOL
by sussyamogus April 7, 2022
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New - Paul McCartney

Don’t look at me, it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be, don’t look at me, all my life I never knew, what I could be, what I could do, Then we were new ooooooooooooooooooooo

You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new

This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise
It’s a song, you don’t sing songs in sentences

Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it
by The ant nerd December 7, 2019
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