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Holiday Ninja

A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.
The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.
by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022
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Ninja Starring

Three or more people simultaneously performing and receiving oral sex by way of lying sideways, mouth to genitals, forming a closed shape pending the number of participants
Pondering the image of more than two people sixty-nining, it occurred to me that it wouldn't resemble the number 69, it would be more like a shuriken, so they would be ninja starring.
by RobbRush89 February 16, 2024
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Ninja turtle'd

Damn my nigga! Daquan , Demetrius, Tyrone and the neighborhood plug ninja turtle'd Lauren!
by Brosocrates August 27, 2015
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ninja codon

1. Alias or fake name used to disguise a person's real identity.

2. A word or phrase appearing within a larger text that does not make sense or has no discernible meaning.
1. That trash talking blogger won't reveal anything about himself except his ninja codon.

2. His email was so full of ninja codons that is was little more than gibberish.
by Loadmaster March 27, 2011
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Goat Ninja

Just a sick goat with mad ninja skills.
Guy 1, "fuck man what happened to your face"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
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Chinese Ninja Star

A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.
Oh my god, this chinese ninja star is amazing. I can't believe where that foot went.
by Shadow3031 April 9, 2015
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ninja clouding

when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.
you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you
by ninja chik August 30, 2009
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