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Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011
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sock weed

When youre at a party and you smoke a lot of joints and blunts when they're roaches you nonchalantly stick all in the side of your ankle where your sock band is A.K.A "Sock Weed'
man that party was dope, do you know how much sock weed i got?!?!
by KrazyG420 October 5, 2017
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tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.
I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
by Benyaboy May 27, 2010
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Flip flop with socks

Means your a gay boy
If a man if wearing flip flops is wearing a pair of black socks with them it means he gay flip flop with socks
by Wollywonkaa September 23, 2020
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White socks

A slur for white people, referring to how their pasty little footsies
Man that’s why you crackers are always wearing white socks
by Tipper Dan November 3, 2023
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Socks

This is a word you can use to make a sus activity normal, in other words THE SUS PROTECTION
“Me and my boy just had a shag but it wasn’t gay because we both had socks on
“it’s not gay if you have socks on
by __shagalot December 8, 2020
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