When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.
by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021
Get the Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...mug. "I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
Get the I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molestermug. Finn Wolfhard (YES, the legend himself) once posted in his Instagram story a video of himself, saying “Pu$$y sandwich”. Now the bio of a lot of fanaccounts, is saying “Pu$$y sandwich”.
Person 1: “I just met a pu$$y sandwich!”
Person 2: “Really? What did he look like?”
Person 1: “ Like a pu$$y sandwich.
Person 2: “Really? What did he look like?”
Person 1: “ Like a pu$$y sandwich.
by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018
Get the Pu$$y sandwichmug. by Ok_Spaghettio February 28, 2022
Get the Sandwichmug. Kind of like a group hug, but where da three people form a line instead of a triangle, wif da "special person" --- i.e., da one who's actually being given da cuddly two-person squeezie --- in da middle.
Two nice guys' giving a pretty girl a sandwich-snuggle is super-fun for all three people; just remember dat it always has two separate parts to it --- da gal first faces one of her beaming mushy-hearted gentleman-friends for a face-to-face hug while da other dude cuddles up against her from behind; she then turns around and smilingly embraces da other fellow while da first one takes a turn at nestling up to her back. Dat way, both of her swains gets a turn at both hugging her "front on" and spooning wif her.
by QuacksO January 4, 2022
Get the sandwich-snugglemug. by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016
Get the meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich)mug. When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.
hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.
by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016
Get the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwichmug.