Urinal Punch

The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.

Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!

by M-Train#51 February 22, 2011

Punch yo butt

“Punch yo butt” is the latest slang that’s sweeping the nation!! Instead of saying “fuck you” you just throw them a “punch yo butt” and the harshness of the burn mixed in with the hilarity of the phrase makes it comedy gold.

Mark told Isaac, “I have to cancel day drinking to go antiquing”. Mark replied with “yo, punch yo butt”

by Thomas > david March 12, 2021

skull punch

It's like a back fist to the brain

These mother fuckers wouldn't stop talkin shit so I skull punched em.

by BEXXX August 31, 2014

punch in the shorts

For a girl being bitchy or cranky to get off or cum from sex

"That girl needs a good punch in the shorts if ya know what I mean"

by The SKammer April 3, 2017

Political punch

When a liberal does something stupid that makes someone want to choke a liberal.

Joe Biden " let's raise taxes 45% to help local strip clubs" conservative says" That's a stupid idea!, I'm going to give you a political punch in the throat"!!

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021

chocolate punch

Similar to the Chocolate Shank but the punch is an upper cut to the anus.

John was about to shit on my foot so I gave him a chocolate punch.

by uucpd December 20, 2012

punching air

frustrated (as if having a fight with someone)
not to be confused with "air punch" or "punch the air" which have total opposite meanings (very pleased)

Person 1: *watches a video absolutely destroying Person 2's arguments* Dude, Person 2 be punching air right now.

by guy that is maybe based November 16, 2023