poo patch pirate

a gay person that work on a boat

poo patch pirate is a man doing his mate up the ass

by how;'s your daddy March 13, 2010

Poo-man-shoe

When you attempt to have sleep sex with your girlfriend but was unaware she was loaded on constipation meds all day and ended up in a shitty situation.

So robin was telling me how she gave frank a poo-man-shoe last night and we couldn't stop laughing. That's What he gets for trying to sleep rape her.

by Scrilla Don't Lie January 23, 2019

Poo Face Monster

A monster who has a face made of poo. Also used as an expression of frustration (ie. instead of "bummer," which tools say).

Eric: I just found out I have to work this weekend.
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...

by Big Daddy Finch April 8, 2011

De ja poo

De ja vu while sitting on the toilet.

Man: Man I was taking a fat shit today..

Friend: Oh yeah? Thanks for sharing..

Man: Yeah it was weird, I was having de ja poo..

by Jackolino September 20, 2011

Nose Poo

Large quantities of boogers and/or snot.

"Look at that little boy from Colorado eating his own nose poo!"

by Toothless Wonder February 18, 2009

poo sting

(1)Poo Sting is where u poo makes your rectum sting.
(2)Poo Sting describes something as piss poor quality.
(3)Poo Sting also describes something as Pootang quality.

(1) Man! I've heard Susie's Got Poo Sting!
(2) I Saw a Skateboarder yesterday... he was poo sting!
(3) Rainbow Drops are Poo Sting!!!

by big bad berian lowe December 16, 2004

chrissy poo

A guy that makes dirty songs and dates the ugliest girl in school.

Me: chri-
Chrissy poo:what's wrong honey cheeks, you're getting kinda freaky, i really love yo ass and i kinda wanna squeezey, you make me kinda horny baby please let me sip in easy, yo pussy so wet, it feelin kinda greasy
Uh yea

So baby calm down, I wanna go out, have some fun, drink some rum, so now we go down, in the bed, give me head, and that's the best, when you gettin kinda dirty
yuh

by Trashy Tina May 29, 2018