skinny pig

a skinny person with the traits of a pig; one who thinks they know all, but don't🤗

The girl screamed and slapped the skinny pig for stealing her money!

by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017

hill pig

A larger uglier woman that starts at the top of a hill and has sex with every guy as she rolls down the hill

Amanda was a hill pig last night she was so wasted when she rolled down the hill she fucked every guy she came across

by Jdtwisted May 7, 2018

knotty pig

The person getting penetrated during the act of a dog knotting during anal sexy with a human.

He was a knotty pig with that german shepherd.

by Cinophile May 10, 2018

Moon pig

Used to describe those heavy in the gut, ass, face, arms, and fingers.

Hey, look at that moon pig. He's such a lard ball.

by Mkbiggin March 16, 2018

brick pig

The pig that built his house out of bricks. He is very out going and doesn't take much breaks. He is very independent, smart, and firm.

"The brick pig was very strong and firm"

by The 3 little pigs showdown May 13, 2018

Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!

Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!

by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017

Running of the Pigs

Two people buy an 18 of any sort of beer that isn't bud light and try to finish it outside the liquor store before the cops come. Once they arrive you will try to avoid capture by said cops by fleeing.

"Hey man, we're going to do the running of the pigs later. You in?"

by Tstewie February 27, 2017