whore-pants 

pants that expose the genitalia in a not-sneaky manner, not the same thing as chaps

Michael James was wearing whore-pants yesterday, I teased him.

whore-pants by Slut McGee May 19, 2006

Mutter Pants 

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!

I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!

Mutter Pants by gogogreen September 17, 2007

Virtual Pants 

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"

The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.

Virtual Pants by GigglyPie January 22, 2009

santa pants 

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

santa pants by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

fandangle pants 

number 17 in the list of funny words. used to break awkward silences.

*awkward silence*

person a: Fandangle pants!

*laughter*

fandangle pants by cheesefreeak March 26, 2009

Ketchup Pants 

Nickname of USD rugby player Kevin O'Connell due to him wearing the same red sweat pants to every practice for two years

Look theres ketchup pants being an asshole as usual

Ketchup Pants by Goose1234567890 April 8, 2009

nicey-pants 

a girl who is so nice that a guy will easily walk all over her, but then feel awful about it

a naive, sheltered college freshman girl
"she is a little-miss-nicey-pants"

nicey-pants by mnp123 July 1, 2009