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Muffin

used in place of "fuck"

can be used for anything really
T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!

M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee
by pimpcracker June 10, 2010
mugGet the Muffinmug.

Muffin Stop

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"

A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)

It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
by MuffinMuncher June 23, 2009
mugGet the Muffin Stopmug.

Muffin

“I won’t tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you Cause I’m bluffin with my muffin” - Lady Gaga
by ambriel the great February 22, 2025
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muffin

bbh: DREAM YOU ARE SUCH A MUFFIN!
by blackbelt314 February 18, 2021
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Muffin

A masculine woman who dresses manly (but is still feminine ) and loves Muff Diving .
The lady and her stud muffin caused a commotion at Walmart.
by Trucker3308004 March 7, 2025
mugGet the Muffinmug.

chunder muffin

When lots of snow bundles together on a slope and gathers in balls at the base.
"Woah, look at those chunder muffins"
by slkfnladnf February 22, 2021
mugGet the chunder muffinmug.

Muffin Slut

Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.
Yo you know that fella Landen?
Yeah hes a muffin slut
by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025
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