Blueberry muffinned 

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

Blueberry muffinned by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

mini muffins 

Tiny titties, just big enough to fit in your hand or mouth.

Bob: I hate mini muffins, give me huge tits any day
Mike: more then an mouthful is wasteful

mini muffins by Miklay March 7, 2004

muffinator 

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary

watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!

muffinator by Antony Seddon September 26, 2006

Muffinologist 

One who studies muffins and their behavioural patterns.

Berry's daddy is a muffinologist

Muffinologist by Not Berry2K, no really December 11, 2003

flying fudge muffins 

a word that can be used instead of a swear word so you can say it around adults and teachers and so forth...

"what the Flying Fudges Muffins where is my phone???"

"oww flying fudge muffins i just stubbed my toe"

flying fudge muffins by .*.*.p.h.i.p.*.*. April 3, 2008

Moffin 

N.
Maths Boffin. An extremely enthusiastic and clever individual especially in the area of mathmatics.

He/she is a complete moffin

Moffin by LadyyLady February 4, 2010

muffintop

A rim of fat that bulges out above a "pleasantly plump" girl's too-tight pants. These girls usually don't realize that their outfits are completely unflattering, so it's best not to point this out. In today's modern McDonald's fed society, muffintops are not a rare sight.

As Tracy walked down the street, the fatty muffintop peeking out from below her wife-beater jiggled wildly. It was rather entertaining.

muffintop by mollymcb215 January 6, 2007