T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!
M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!
M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee
by pimpcracker June 10, 2010

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"
A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)
It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)
It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
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