Ween Monster

Is a person who turns into a paleolithic creature of dark properties in a quest for hunger of ween and or penis, and or cock.

Wow! Luke is such a ween monster!

by Doct3r February 19, 2018

cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 21, 2018

Arthurs Monster

Arthurs Monster is a metaphor for being a heartless, undeniably bad person.

Nick is definitely not Arthurs Montster.

When you type "2401" on the homepage, Arthurs Monster shows up.

by shujlsva June 7, 2018

jib monster

A jib monster is basically a bag hoe or crank skank but wont perform any sexual acts and is always playing the victim. Who will spin any lie to keep you close so she can steal all your jib.

The jib monsters coming over hide all your drugs.

by 🆙Town June 26, 2018

The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018

bug monster

aka monster hunter bug..errr i mean monster bug errr monster hunter world. the game is mp game but you can only play sp due to some issues. let's pray for them to fix those issues so the game can be what it was meant to be.

andré plays bug monster with all his imaginary friends, they also use hacks

by el_sultan August 21, 2018

CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!

'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '

by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018