Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

Cookie Monster

The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies

I ate her out cookie monster style

by Nutslap3000 November 3, 2020

Green Monster

The act of shitting green diarrhea directly on another person's face for sexual gratification.

Oh man scully give me a green monster.

by I am the green monster August 21, 2024

spaggati monster

its a monster

THE ALL MIGHTY SPAGGATI MONSTER IS COMING
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW THE F**K DOWN

by BOYPIG24 June 7, 2017

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

may we all be mud monsters

by definitely not covered in shit September 17, 2021

sea monster

Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.

Look at the size of his sea monster.

by justforfunreallys October 15, 2009

Monster

Being really f*cking good at something.

Damn, you just hit that 7 man on screen? You're a f*cking monster.

by Lowbow July 22, 2015