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mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t even know if you were covered in shit.
“may we all be mud monsters” - ayydubs
by ayydubs (fake) September 23, 2021
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big giant orange monster

A big giant monster is a monster that is really big and evil to humans. they like to be alone. The big giant orange monster is the enemy of the ninja team from episode 1. They eat plastic and wood. The only thing the humans could do smething good to them is giving them food because they like to eat a lot!
I saw a big giant orange walking.
I studied how the big giant orange monster are.
by ASFMF March 6, 2020
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sog monster

Shit that damn sog monster got me in my sleep last night.
by Lilbabean June 23, 2023
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spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
by mew.ko February 23, 2024
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 17, 2021
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Durr monster

A creature in the woods that comes out when it smells dick or other camp fire foods to take and devour. After screaching its horrifying cry in a deep growl, "DURRRR", it finds the nearest minor to do the deed with. Appears most in heavily wooded areas, stalking campers. It takes a special obsession with the obese. By the time you hear "DURRRR" your ASS already belongs to IT.
"DURRR"
"What was that?"
"Have you never heard of the Durr monster, IT indulges in fat minors"
by OGnaturalist May 11, 2024
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the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.
Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.
by JJs19 September 21, 2020
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