max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017

Max

a fat mf who doesnt get out of bed

Person 1: Come outside and play with me
Person 2: No I don't want to
Person 1: Stop being a Max

by tryharddan456 November 8, 2022

max rock

Max rock is a yakuza kid with no life

Have you seen that loser? Hes a max rock right!

by spring.li6 November 23, 2023

Pepsi max

Pepsi max is being butt fucked while submerged in a bath of Pepsi no sugar and a single can of Pepsi max

Me : Hey babe me and the boys are going to do Pepsi max a form of butt sex while being submerged in Pepsi no sugar and a single can of Pepsi max

Babe : sure enjoy Pepsi max with the boys

by I like pepsi max September 30, 2023

Jizz-Maxxing

Erm what the sigma, Its when someone drake maxxes hell hard and jizzes all over the roof.

Bro, stop Jizz-Maxxing.

by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024

Max

A dickhead who will never get a pussy

fam, ur such a fucking max

by yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 14, 2021

Max Stilp

Max's of the Stilp variety usually are distiguished by there huge, pubey heads

Oi Max Stilp ya big pubey mess!!

by wheeeyyyyyyy January 18, 2017