i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Try Hard

Someone who sucks at something and tries too hard to succeed, especially through imitating someone else.
They usually do this to get fame or popularity.

Person 1: Did you see that game yesterday? Big dude was imitating his opponent and was trying real hard to win the game.
Person 2: Yeah dude, big dude TRY HARD

by thirefun January 6, 2019

Hard Blunting

Hard blunting is the act of having any form of sex while intaking pot simultaneously for a maximum of pleasure...and the munchies.

Guy: Dude I am so tired.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was up all night hard blunting with my gf.

by CollegeExpert May 1, 2011

Ric Hard

A guy who shows up at work one day and takes everyone by a storm. Head down, ass up, that’s the way he does it. Hardasfuk. Sleeps with all your female coworkers, and can out-drink and out-smoke anyone. Legendary. Mythical. Mythendary!

Is that guy Ric Hard, or did I just read his name wrong?

by JetPackJerry January 31, 2023

Hard leg

A man or men who have penis that still get hard, old slang word for old heads

All y’all hard legs go sit down somewhere and get out them young women faces

by Urban slang genius for March 21, 2019

hard expounded

To do it hard the right way.

OOoo I hard expounded her good.

by upincider321 January 22, 2011

hard

used when you see/hear.. something you like.

"oh bro put gnomeo and Juliet on, that shits hard"

by slut4ayjay April 20, 2022