Fuck tire

Roll your partner up like a tire (feet over shoulders), and take it to pound town.

Last night my girl let me try a fuck tire.

by Rusty Taint November 20, 2017

Fucked the Couch

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.

Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.

by ThePostman177 June 18, 2018

puke fucking

Extended practice of throat fucking. You slide your dick down your partners throat (usually a girl) just like normal throat fucking, but when she has to gag you dont stop you keep going until she has to vomit and even then you don't stop pounding her throat, till nothing more comes.

Markus is puke fucking Sarahs belly empty to help her stay skinny.

by phynx69 March 10, 2017

Fuck and Flee

When you flee from the scene after the woman you just had sex with goes to "clean up".

"Yo, dog, you shoulda SEEN this bitch I had last night! But she was mad crazy, yo. I had to fuck and flee!"

by IchBinStig December 1, 2011

desk fucking

When you drill a hole in a desk and fuck the hole and then cum into a pencil box

There was a kid desk fucking at school.. I never saw him again after that.

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

by 914D April 21, 2013

fuck-bricks

An exclamation used in reference to a mishap

Fuck-bricks! I just dropped my cell phone in the Grand Canyon.

by Bill Nelson May 8, 2008