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fuck a brick 

When you are very surprised and cant think of anything to say you look at pile of bricks and say :FUCk A BRICK"

Or shit a brick, but worse
"I just one 2 billion pounds"

"urrrmm FUCK A BRICK"

Fuck a Brick 

When an individual intends to say "fuck a duck" and "shit a brick" in consecutive order, but the thoughts have become muddled in their mind, thus resulting in a shortened word, containing elements from both expletives.

Similarly, the individual may say "shit a duck", although this is less commonly encountered.
Jack: Did you see the fucking tits on that MILF?

Vella: Now that is some quality boobage.

Stuart: Fuck a brick
Fuck a Brick by stuartbigdick November 21, 2009

brick fuck 

when you run out of connies so you have to build one out of old lego bricks.
dans so poor he had to brick fuck that ugly old bitch
brick fuck by sockpuppet123 May 12, 2007

fuck me with a brick 

Normally used to express surprise or relief.
Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!

Fuckbrick 

A piece of fecal matter that has been compacted due to semen through anal sex.
"After copious anal sex, Diane shat a Fuckbrick"
Fuckbrick by Knightfall July 16, 2008

Fuckbricks

When the situation is awkward or very heavy for a person to handle.

A sign of frustration, or annoyance.
"Johns coming over, and he's bringing his girlfriend Monica"

"Ah Fuckbricks, not her again...."

or
"Hey, you know that MILF you were talking to just now in the kitchen?"

"Yea...what about her?"

"Turns out shes your cousin on your moms side of the family"

"Aww...fuckbricks"
Fuckbricks by MeKhLem August 26, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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