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fuck a brick 

When you are very surprised and cant think of anything to say you look at pile of bricks and say :FUCk A BRICK"

Or shit a brick, but worse
"I just one 2 billion pounds"

"urrrmm FUCK A BRICK"

Fuck a Brick 

When an individual intends to say "fuck a duck" and "shit a brick" in consecutive order, but the thoughts have become muddled in their mind, thus resulting in a shortened word, containing elements from both expletives.

Similarly, the individual may say "shit a duck", although this is less commonly encountered.
Jack: Did you see the fucking tits on that MILF?

Vella: Now that is some quality boobage.

Stuart: Fuck a brick
Fuck a Brick by stuartbigdick November 21, 2009

brick fuck 

when you run out of connies so you have to build one out of old lego bricks.
dans so poor he had to brick fuck that ugly old bitch
brick fuck by sockpuppet123 May 12, 2007

fuck me with a brick 

Normally used to express surprise or relief.
Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!

Fuckbrick 

A piece of fecal matter that has been compacted due to semen through anal sex.
"After copious anal sex, Diane shat a Fuckbrick"
Fuckbrick by Knightfall July 16, 2008

Fuckbricks

When the situation is awkward or very heavy for a person to handle.

A sign of frustration, or annoyance.
"Johns coming over, and he's bringing his girlfriend Monica"

"Ah Fuckbricks, not her again...."

or
"Hey, you know that MILF you were talking to just now in the kitchen?"

"Yea...what about her?"

"Turns out shes your cousin on your moms side of the family"

"Aww...fuckbricks"
Fuckbricks by MeKhLem August 26, 2009