Yam Face

To have bad complexion; to have a visage covered in pock marks or acne scars. Thus named for its similarity to the appearance of a sweet potato or yam.

Bill: Hey what are you up to today?
Bob: Another trip to the dermatologist. It's hard being a yam face.

by the mighty grouse June 21, 2011

Your Face

An insult used for humor or annoyance. When one calls someone and yells "Your Face", then hangs up immediately.

Bill: Hello?
Jack: YOUR FACE! *click*

by C_Reed September 1, 2011

Poopy Face

This is the face a baby makes when they are "busy" pooping their pants. The Poopy Face usually begins when the baby suddenly stops playing and gets very still and quiet. Then their eyes get a certain look, a "glassy-eyed" look as some mothers discribe it, as their face turns a deep shade of red. After the baby's face turns red, they will often furrow their brow, and grimace, as they push and strain to fill the back of their diaper with poop. With the Poopy Face, there is usually grunting sounds, (sometimes loud grunting sounds) along with lot's of tooting (passing gas.) When a baby makes a Poopy Face, it always attracts the attention of mothers and caregivers, especially when the Poopy Face is accompanied by grunting and tooting sounds. Mothers and caregivers will often smile and coo to the baby as they make the Poopy Face, knowing that a diaper change is on the way. Usually a Poopy Face will last for 5 to 10 minutes, but some infants and toddlers will make a Poopy Face for longer period of time. Some mothers and caregivers have called the Poopy Face, "The Two Minute Warning", because when a baby makes a Poopy face, a diaper change is coming.

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by Daycare Mom February 2, 2010

shit-face

An ugly person
George W. Bush
My English teacher
A person with shit all over his face

Shut the fuck up shit-face
Hey, shit-face, shove it up your ass

by Camels November 14, 2006

Crusty Face

The face that one makes when feeling completely embarrassed, otherwise known as crusty. This face differs from salty face because when hears salty face, you look at whomever said those horrible words with a look of misunderstanding and beat the crap out of them. When one hears crusty face, they immediately start crying and rocking back and forth in the fetal position because you were humiliated so badly.

Megan: Hey you guys... Did you see that really pretty girl totally shoot down that loser?
Jackie: Yeah.
Abbey: Totally
All three: CRUSTY FACE!

by Jayy.M July 31, 2009

Fist to face

My fist on your face

I wanna see you fist to face!

by Andiz Grounder April 24, 2010

face-capade

A person who leads an entirely different life in the real world than the happy little one they portray on Facebook.

Her Facebook status says "Jane Doe took the day off tomorrow because my awesome hubby is taking me car shopping for a hybrid! I just need to do my part to help the environment!" but in reality her marriage is falling apart, her Suburban was just repossessed and she lost her job at the mall because she slept with her bosses boyfriend, what a Face-capade!

by The Steng March 11, 2010