Facebook Creaper 

A Facebook Creaper is Someone who sends too many app requests and group requests.
A Facebook Creaper will friend everyone in their school, and talk to them as if they were long time friends.
Now, Facebook creaping doesn't just stop on the internet.
It can also be found in the real world.
A Facebook Creaper is someone who who takes pictures of people and tags random body parts of you. Or, they tag you in a picture, that your not supposed to be in!

You have 10 new app requests..
Bob has invited you to Jetman
Bob had invited you to Superwall..

You: What a Facebook Creaper

Facebook Creaper by Classyxo December 16, 2007

[facebook] [advice] 

Advice given on facebook, often responding to a question posted as a status.

Jessica asked if you can become pregnant during your period on facebook." "Her facebook advice was way off so now she's prego.

[facebook] [advice] by Bill Owens August 7, 2011

facebook envy 

- Someone who you don't know at all who tries to assasinate your character. Usually because the envied person cockblocked the envy'r after one of the envy'r friends made the envied mad.

- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.

Money: Did you see that shit, It's been more than three months now and these haters still got facebook envy.

mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.

Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.

mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?

Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA

mad bro: <shoots himself>

facebook envy by theHated January 9, 2010

Facebook Sucker

People who you don't know add or request you as a friend (mostly men) because they think your picture is hot. They flirt with you in hopes of getting their dicks sucked (suckers) sending you hearts and flowers. Or they add you as a friend because they think you have "cool" friends and you know damn well that's why. When they realize they've been facebook suckered, they go to disturbing extremes to retaliate and call you a whore to all your mutual friends, They are so embarrassed they've been sucked, but not in the way they had hoped.

That bitch is my FB friend and I don't even know her.I thought I could get a piece of that hot ass and plus she had cool friends. Then the bitch has a boyfriend, even though I read that in her profile, and I propositioned her anyway, because she talked to me. Then she blew me off! So I trashed her and called her a whore to all our mutual friends, because I am ashamed to admit I am a "Facebook Sucker"

Facebook Sucker by Fake facebooker fucker November 9, 2009

Facebook Tease 

someone who leaves their facebook logged on, but then walks away to do something else. later, someone trys to chat them, and they don't respond.

Me: Hey! whats up?

a few minutes later...

Me: well, i guess you don't want to talk then. you Facebook Tease

Facebook Tease by j0hn13y November 24, 2010

Facebook Rape 

To go to someone's Facebook profile, write random messages, copy the message, post it to their wall, and repeat constantly how ever many times one would like, as the victim's notification box gets loaded.

Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|
Facebook Rapist > Victim: |FACEBOOK RAPE|

Facebook Rape by octomule January 15, 2011

FaceBook karma 

The kick you get when something you did, wrote, achieved, suffered, posted on FaceBook earns you that "47 people liked this" note above your message.

Bill was surprised that 148 people sent him get-well messages when he broke his leg. Talk about FaceBook karma!

FaceBook karma by lerici44 August 13, 2012