Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.

“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

by that country kid March 3, 2021

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

fore bumper

Forehead while getting kid to sleep

Fore bumper eyewinker nose dripper chin chopper

by Pool bound April 12, 2021

Ski bumps

Bumping. Bumping 'caine.To snort cocaine.

I'm in recovery now but I used to do Ski bumps when I was working 3rd shift

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021

dumpy bumpy

its somewhere between "dump truck ass" and "cutie booty"

"her ass was ok, it was more like a dumpy bumpy. Just under a dump crump lump"

by Liam i think May 15, 2021

Elbow bumps

a kama sutra position where both elbows come together causing an elbow bump

"Yo, didn't you go out with Kelly last night?"

"Sure did. And when it was all over, I was giving her elbow bumps across the dresser."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

Nigga bumping

When one or more black males plays obnoxiously loud ghetto hip hop music in a public space

I went to the gym and the black kids were nigga bumping like they owned the place

by Rosetta stone 111 October 27, 2021