For some people could be a person who walks away to buy milk. But for the others dad means a person who loves and cares but doesn't really show it that much. They are the person who you can feel the safest with, they are the ones that work hard for your education, so that they can buy food for you and your healthy.
They could be amaizing...
Or just a piece of crap who went to buy milk 16 years ago, and came back now to apologise...
They could be amaizing...
Or just a piece of crap who went to buy milk 16 years ago, and came back now to apologise...
X: Where are you going dad?
Dad: To get milk son/daughter I'll be back soon...
Ooorrrrrrrrrrrr
X: Hey dad where are you going?
Dad: To get ice cream, wanna come with me and get some for your mom to?
X: Yeah, of dad.
Dad: To get milk son/daughter I'll be back soon...
Ooorrrrrrrrrrrr
X: Hey dad where are you going?
Dad: To get ice cream, wanna come with me and get some for your mom to?
X: Yeah, of dad.
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let your body get eaten by the rats as you cling onto the last of your life
you will feel your skin pierced and yanked at
the flies will nest in your eyes
it will render you blind and then you will try to bite on your tounge to let that blood loss kill you but no
hot coals will be used to cauterise and burn you
unable to die from blood loss
you will try to stop breathing
you finally succeed
you realise you are still alive
you are in purgatory
you will be in constant pain and agony
your life will have meant nothing
you will perish
no one will remember
your corpse will be unrecognisable
you will have a closed casket funeral
only your children will arrive, they try to open your casket and see you
the state of your weak flesh has been rotted to a horrid extent
the disgust causes your children to kill themselves instantly on the spot
then
let your body get eaten by the rats as you cling onto the last of your life
you will feel your skin pierced and yanked at
the flies will nest in your eyes
it will render you blind and then you will try to bite on your tounge to let that blood loss kill you but no
hot coals will be used to cauterise and burn you
unable to die from blood loss
you will try to stop breathing
you finally succeed
you realise you are still alive
you are in purgatory
you will be in constant pain and agony
your life will have meant nothing
you will perish
no one will remember
your corpse will be unrecognisable
you will have a closed casket funeral
only your children will arrive, they try to open your casket and see you
the state of your weak flesh has been rotted to a horrid extent
the disgust causes your children to kill themselves instantly on the spot
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