Squeak your Pink

slang term for female masturbation.

female masturbation flicking the bean jill off finger diddle diddle the skittle masturbation masturbate

"Life lesson I learned today: don't squeak your pink four times when you have to ride your bike to work immediately after."

by Sateeessfffieeed November 24, 2009

Mace in your Face

Stage name of Mace H. Greenfield originally created by Fred Greenspan then President of Tortami Metro Promotions in or about 1984. A character that speaks what others think but fail to orate, about societal icons, current events and more. First & briefly on air with WNUU in early mid '80's. From 1989 to 1991, he was part of the morning show, "Terry T. with Mace in your Face" on WJTZ, 640 AM heard through parts of TN, VA, NC, WV, & KY, he then hosted talk radio on and off on Long Island NY while making guest appearances elsewhere from 1992 through 2003. Today, he works as a lawyer out of Jericho, NY.

When Mace in your Face was on air, politicians knew to be on their toes, and cops knew not to be dirty. But they continued anyway, being more careful and watching over their shoulders. Now he is a lawyer, helping people.

by Mace in your Face February 3, 2010

under your nose

in plain sight but not noticed (often with right)

That meth leb could be right under your nose.

by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2007

Cream your shorts

when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.

Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra

You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.

by Potshot44 January 13, 2009

Getting your kudi

"Black" term for getting some action.

jenn: whats good? maggie: about to get my kudi!
orrr
ang: you getting your kudi right now? rach: when arnt i getting my kudi!?

by jennifeeerrrrr August 30, 2010

Your Sister is a Mister

The ultimate comeback that were Steven Hawking’s final blessings to us before his passing.

Steven: Your sister is a mister... *final breath*

Man: What an OG that man was

by The Kluxinator March 15, 2018

your social life

something that you don’t have like what the fuck. You could be sucking pussy right now and having a lot of sex but, you don’t have it.

“Bro do you have a social life?”

“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”

“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”

by The Kinky person April 18, 2020