Vagina defense

The super tight defense of a any boxer or mma fighter.

Never penetrated.

It looks like he's blocking all of those shots.

Yes, he does have good vagina defense.

by Mr.Movado October 05, 2011

Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.

“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

“Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”

by Warm Willy August 09, 2022

Vagina Chameleon

A man who starts dating a woman and instantly adopts all her favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also penis chameleon.

That vagina chameleon had no interest in rave music before he started dating that raver. Now all his clothes look like he belongs in a circus.

by KrankyKanuck July 07, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Vagina meltdown

A metaphor to describe a woman having a fit or episode of absolute madness, irrationality or insanity

Jesus she had a vagina meltdown

by squashhole September 19, 2016

Vagina meltdown

A metaphor to describe a woman having a fit or episode of absolute madness, irrationality or insanity

Jesus she had a vagina meltdown

by squashhole September 19, 2016

Vagina Sploof

When someone blows a raspberry on a vagina and the vagina talks back with a little quiff quiff.

Yo, I totally got my girl to vagina sploof last night.

by xxxKismetxxx January 08, 2024