by notAturdGrader October 10, 2021
Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.
"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."
"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
by ayemacii February 16, 2020
by Laflamablanca18 May 23, 2018
by Alzamatralz May 06, 2018
This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum
by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019
by Rangoman69 June 21, 2019
Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'
1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.
2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"
2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"
by VampireTate May 13, 2019