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turd
you,as in you are a turd
by u ham December 29, 2019
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Turd-o-glyphics

The graphical alphabet of turds in the toilet bowl, similar to Egyptian hieroglyphics.

Floating and sunken turds can represent animals, household objects, or simple shapes.

Alone or in combination, they can convey important messages.

There is no universally agreed upon interpretation of turd-o-glyphics.
After pooping, I quickly look into the toilet for any messages written in turd-o-glyphics before the turds sink, rearrange themselves, or otherwise lose their meaning forever.

Occasionally, floating turds on the move can convey multiple messages in sequence.

Sometimes I share pics or movies with friends to see if their interpretations of the messages differ from mine.
by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025
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Turd pussy

A vagina with a black cock in it. Usually Tiffany’s have turd pussy
Tiffany has some turd pussy. All the brothers been in that.
by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022
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shit turd

by Dundeedundundun July 16, 2023
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turd ass

a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.
Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.
by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024
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Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.
Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!
by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016
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turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.
That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.
by V.O. May 27, 2017
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