Make em wet

Another way of asking a female how a male can make her vagina wet. most likely over the phone like snapchat instagram etc.

Trey asks anya how he can make em wet

by captaingreg May 12, 2019

wet piece of wood

Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.

Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood

by Deedledeeledee October 6, 2019

Medical Wet Willie

Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.

That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.

by MelvinH September 30, 2017

reversed wet willy

the act of putting your finger in your ear and placing in ones mouth

Ive never even heard of the reversed wet willy..that was disgusting! We're not friends anymore

by ithinkimst0ned October 2, 2017

Wet hotdog slap

When a hotdog has been soaked for exactly 32 hours, 37 minutes, and 49 seconds, in water that is exactly 43 degrees Fahrenheit with a windspeed of 12 mph. After all that you take out the hotdog the throw it at someone.

“Last night I got wet hotdog slapped and it was great”

by Kool kid 68 November 20, 2017

Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.

My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.

by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019

Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020