Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.

Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"

by raslie March 5, 2021

Tea

Kelvin
A 6’2 lightskin jamaican Nigerian fine man

Kelvin’s so tea

by Crickkkkkk May 14, 2024

Montana sweet tea

A spitter bottle, full of that dark chew spit.

Don't drink that it's "Montana sweet tea".

by Montana gentleman's club October 7, 2018

her body tea

“her body tea” just means your complimenting someone else's body, saying they have nice curves, big butt, and/or big boobs.

Ex:
Fan: Gypsy rose is too pretty!! And her body tea.
Fan 2: Right, i just seen her insta post! Sis is snatched😍!

by bigbrowdaswitch January 8, 2024

Arizona Tea

The greatest thing on this wretched earth

Person A: Arizona Tea sucks bro why would you drink that?
Person B: *starts beating him to the ground*

by RandomLozer August 26, 2022

tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture

She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her

by Gayman_13 January 12, 2017