captain stupid

What you call little siblings brother when your mom is around.

Little sibling: Butt
Older sibling: Captain Stupid

by someone you will never know August 17, 2017

Terminal Stupid

A rare and uncurable disease of the brainmatter. It is thought to affect reasoning skills and is often a death sentence for those diagnosed. While scientists aren’t sure what causes it, it’s thought to be some combination of watching anime and actively searching up yaoi and other forms of nsfw material relating to anime.

Person one: “I just watched Ladybird. It was a really good movie and I think the characters were written very well.”
Person two: “Have you ever played MysticMessenger?”
Person one: “No way. If I did that I’d catch the Terminal Stupid.”

by apple cruncher August 20, 2018

Critical Stupid

The most stupid thing you can think of and add autism.

Yo, that Phillipe has reached Critical Stupid.

by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018

How stupid can you be?

When you are mad at someone for game ending you fair and square in fortnite and decide to report him for stream sniping.

*A random fortnite streamer was eliminated from the game*
The random fortnite Streamer: Watch for the emo watch for the emo

NFL Skin: *Dances for one second*
The random fortnite Streamer: *Reports the NFL skin for stream sniping* What an idiot. How stupid can you be?

by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018

The Stupid Effect

The observation that one can’t be right without some degree of completely contradictory stupidity involved.

A: What the hell put Trump into power?
B: Fuck, if I know...
A: It’s so stupid. His whole campaign was the dumbest shit ever.
B: Maybe that’s how he won.
C: *raises nerd glasses* Umm, actually, you’re merely noting a common correlation: The Stupid Effect. Please get back to me when someone(s) finds a proper causal link.

by angeredcanadian69 December 28, 2018

street stupid

people not knowing the street and do stupid things that gets them into trouble

eron was street stupid

by rafael e Reyes January 22, 2019

Anal stupid

When you're up someone's asshole and you'll agree to anything that you'll subsequently regret after the act is over.

I agreed to have another child when I was in that booty, because I was anal stupid.

by Bootygirl1179 May 27, 2019