Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.

TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

Brady Sandwich

A tactic in sports, particularly soccer, where two (preferably large) players from one team slam into an opposing player from both sides.

The Octopus - "We were down 3-0 so we had Dan and James Brady Sandwich this one kid who was trying to score."

by SavageBaboon July 28, 2009

sandwich

Two or more slices of bread with a condiment and meat in the middle. Pizza has its own definition. Tomato sauce cannot be on a sandwich.

Dev thought his pizza was a sandwich, but it does not have two pieces of bread.

by Josh's definition is right October 9, 2020

sandwich crossing

helping, e.g. children and old people, cross the road with the help of sandwich boards.

Meseems sandwich crossing is safe.

by uttam maharjan November 2, 2010

summer sandwich

N. Two sweaty men with a big sausage in the middle. Preferably covered in a nice white sauce. Served hot.

Bro: Hey wanna make a summer sandwich? No homo!
Bro 2: Dude, summer sandwiches are definitely homo.

by liquid muffins I gmail.com March 4, 2014

North American Sandwich

When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.

"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."

by kanyeadian February 27, 2024