Dick'n Noodle Soup

When you diarrhea in a chick's pussy and then fuck it.

My girl wasn't feeling good last night so I gave her some Dick'n noodle soup.

by Ballerboy329 September 1, 2023

Slurping the Soup

Similar to drinking the Kool Aid, except you actively attempt to spread the beliefs.

Those MAGA idiots sure are slurping the soup!

by Bingo 33 October 27, 2023

Pot Of Souls

A toilet that has been jizzed in after ejaculation.

"Hey bro, left you a pot of souls!"

by Jeeter1 November 26, 2024

Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

Staying for soup

To be the drunkest guest at an afternoon Scotch tasting on Christmas Eve… and being oblivious to crashing the host’s dinner.

He tried just about every Scotch within 2 hours and ended up staying for soup.

by Pinicitis December 24, 2023

Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus

量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス; Japanese gibberish that makes sense when read in English.

"量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス !"
(translation: Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus)

".....what?"

by anonymous December 26, 2023

She Crab Soup

When a girl has crabs and you finish on her bush and eat it.

I had some decadent she crab soup last night. Bro! I ate this delicious she crab soup last night—washed it down with a Coors light

by Anthony Vince March 17, 2024