Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.

TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

Gyatt Sandwich

Sandwich with lots of Mayonnaise!

Gyatt Sandwich! It's Ice Spice at Subway!

by poop poopy poopy pants March 11, 2024

German sandwich

When a non german is sitting down with a german guy’s ass on the non germans dick, another non german then procedes sit on the german and the deficate on the germans dick

Yo, lets go make a german sandwich with kyal in the middle later.

by Freakybob December 28, 2024

Black Cock Sandwich

Like a regular Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.

Jay asked his dad if he'd like to share a Black Cock Sandwich when they got to St. Louis.

by MdizzLe69 May 8, 2024

Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.

Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.

by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024

chicken sandwich

one day viraj came to school and said "chicken sandwich" randomly in class.

Now if the teacher ever asks a question you don't know the answer to just simply say "chicken sandwich"

chicken sandwich

by liltreestand November 10, 2020