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paul landi

the action of a piece of poo dangling from the anus onto someones anus then peeing inside their eyelids and laugh at their pain
i totally just Paul Landi'd my girl las night, it was sweet
by Shadester December 22, 2014
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Angry Paul

A vewy vewy angwy person that absolutely does not like receiving phone calls at any time. Upon receiving said phone calls Angry Paul will attempt to shove his micro penis into any available orifice while shouting ‘my garden is considerably nicer than yours’ before going to play a round of golf and getting bummed in a sand bunker.
I’m going to call Paul
No! He will turn into an angry Paul!
by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025
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Paul-core

When someone is acting particularly like soggy bread, in a nerd way. They may talk about war crimes or DnD, then act as of it's the peak of humor.
Examples: "omg that's so Paul-core of you" after someone has made a reference to any niche point in time which involved aggressive war crimes
by Noonelovesme#52 November 15, 2023
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Paul Kohl

He is like the krasseste Banger but he keeps it secret so there wont be so mich publicity
He is Paul Kohl
That means: He is a krasser Banger
by Cuntdestroyer420 November 22, 2021
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Nathaniel Paul

A “real ass bossstraight pimp that will 100% fuck yo bitch.
Aye man “Nathaniel Paul” fucked my bitch.
by LilKimbo March 16, 2021
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Paul

A sexy legend with a huge dick, he gets all of the bitches and all the guys are hella mad they ain't like him. When i mention huge dick i mean like miles long!
Guy: Omg he is so sexy.
Guy 2: He must be a Paul!
by Paul134 March 1, 2023
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Paul

Kind sometimes,mainly sarcastic,know it all, charming in some ways.
Ella:Oo who's that

Ria:Paul, I don't know if I like him or not

Ella:Hehe
by Nsbebsbe November 22, 2020
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