chrissy poo

A guy that makes dirty songs and dates the ugliest girl in school.
Me: chri-
Chrissy poo:what's wrong honey cheeks, you're getting kinda freaky, i really love yo ass and i kinda wanna squeezey, you make me kinda horny baby please let me sip in easy, yo pussy so wet, it feelin kinda greasy
Uh yea

So baby calm down, I wanna go out, have some fun, drink some rum, so now we go down, in the bed, give me head, and that's the best, when you gettin kinda dirty
yuh
by Trashy Tina April 24, 2018
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poo sting

(1)Poo Sting is where u poo makes your rectum sting.
(2)Poo Sting describes something as piss poor quality.
(3)Poo Sting also describes something as Pootang quality.
(1) Man! I've heard Susie's Got Poo Sting!
(2) I Saw a Skateboarder yesterday... he was poo sting!
(3) Rainbow Drops are Poo Sting!!!
by big bad berian lowe December 17, 2004
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De ja poo

Man: Man I was taking a fat shit today..

Friend: Oh yeah? Thanks for sharing..

Man: Yeah it was weird, I was having de ja poo..
by Jackolino September 20, 2011
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Poo Face Monster

A monster who has a face made of poo. Also used as an expression of frustration (ie. instead of "bummer," which tools say).
Eric: I just found out I have to work this weekend.
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...
by Big Daddy Finch March 23, 2011
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poo patch pirate

a gay person that work on a boat
poo patch pirate is a man doing his mate up the ass
by how;'s your daddy March 13, 2010
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Poo-man-shoe

When you attempt to have sleep sex with your girlfriend but was unaware she was loaded on constipation meds all day and ended up in a shitty situation.
So robin was telling me how she gave frank a poo-man-shoe last night and we couldn't stop laughing. That's What he gets for trying to sleep rape her.
by Scrilla Don't Lie January 24, 2019
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Ur poo LGBTQ

In the relm of insults such as “ur mom gay” “ur dad lesbian” “ur sister a mister” “ur granny tranny” and “your family tree LGBT” but is much worse and more severe than them all.
Josh: “Hey dude ur mom gay haha.”
Mark: “Ur poo LGBTQ”
*Suddenly the world is overcome with natural disasters as earthquakes shake the ground and volcanoes erupt everywhere. Even God himself implodes.
by nate_hawk_9 March 25, 2018
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