Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

Beef Cheasin’

Def 1. - The act of verbally or physically fucking with someone in a general sense; sometimes for little to no reason at all.

Def 2. - A word that originated in Florida used to generally describe a fight, beef, or even just a prank.

Ex 1: “Aye bro you want a hit off my black?”

“Nah fuck you, you lil beef cheasin’ bitch”
*hits black anyways*
“Ok I see how it is you beef cheasin’ motherfucker”

Ex 2: *Friend 1 steals friend 2’s neck*

Friend 2: “BRUH quit beef cheasin’ me”

Friend 1: “Jhit you better shut up before I Beef Chease’ you even more with yo lil ol’ musty ass”

by HaZardous BarZ October 20, 2019

Ground beefing

Shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain

Dude I shit in the shower and was ground beefing it down the drain

by Wlc999 April 5, 2025

beef jerky dog

Tony’s friends dead dog

look at Tony’s beef jerky dog

by Caorlisn December 26, 2020

Garlicy Beef

When the vaginal odor be strong enough to repel the vladist of vampires.

My girlfriend wanted to be on top for this evening but then I got a whiff of her garlicy beef and got turned off.

by RoseMist June 1, 2024

Stone Beef

When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.

I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.

by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024