A Nathan

A Nathan is a hypocritical Christian guy, who pretends to be holier than thou, super judgmental, and thinks he’s Gods gift to the green earth. He may even venture to assume he is perfect and has no flaws, but in reality is the scum of the earth, emotionally manipulates women, has no self awareness and is a scared anxious child.

I went on a date with a Nathan the other day, he literally told me, “now I know it’s hard not to, but I don’t want you to think I’m perfect or anything.”

by bk251996 June 12, 2023

Arik Nathan

sexy Batman 9 inch cock

Ohhh look, it's Batman,..!!,, oh sorry,it's Arik Nathan

by DPS NP memes September 3, 2023

Dirty Nathan

Having a sexual fantasy of the armed forces and getting a throbbing boner at the sight of them (Side Effects may include fingering a woman or man with a bayonet)

Guy 1: Woah that guy is having a Dirty Nathan

by D1ldoBaggins September 14, 2023

the Nathan song

Smack smack smack
That witerally crazy
Smack smack smack
That witerally wild
Smack smack
My name is Nathan

Smack smack
And I like to smile

The Nathan song

by The best friend ever January 19, 2024

A Nathan

Someone who continues to offer terrible trades in a fantasy league

I just received another trade in my fantasy league and guess what! Its a nathan

by Cooker40 January 12, 2025

bad nathan

Replacement for karma

Could also be used as just nathan in certain context

Context 1
Person 1: “man bad things have happend recently for some reason”

Person 2: “i think u jsut have bad nathan”

Context 2

Person 1: “I Tripped on the way here”

Person 2: “Damn, that sucks nathans out for u

by SnoozinzzZ February 22, 2026

straight nathan

Putting in absolutely zero work.

I'm going to be doing straight nathan this game

by moerat August 22, 2025