A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
by RustyMantis January 25, 2022
Get the Rusty Muffinmug. The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019
Get the Fucking Muffinmug. The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.
by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025
Get the Kentucky Muffin Basketmug. Guy 1: check out that trick her shits hanging out everywhere!
Guy 2: hell yea straight muffin titty ass lookin bitch.
Guy 2: hell yea straight muffin titty ass lookin bitch.
by Lanawestfall95 July 11, 2017
Get the muffin tittymug. John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.
by bjdoorknob August 7, 2012
Get the Muffin Hormug. A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins
I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.
by Whitegirl02 June 18, 2017
Get the muffin housemug. A cute young white teenage boy who love romantic movies and long walks on the beach. He shaves his legs as he says it makes him run faster away from the girls. He runs away from the girls because he called their best friends a whale.
by Ihatecraneandgates January 22, 2018
Get the Dinky muffinsmug.