one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019

Monster cookied

Really really high from marijuana or thc substances. Super stoned or intoxicated from weed.

Damn bro that blunt has me monster cookied.

by Mr fraser August 24, 2021

Conster monster

Someone that tags onto a group uninvited

That Deen guy is following us around. What a Conster Monster

by Tacpeng September 28, 2025

Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies

cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies

by because im short May 6, 2022

Cookie Monster

A person who loves cookies

She is such a cookie monster

by barbzforbernie6969 May 13, 2020

bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by annstokeley September 23, 2021