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Logness Monster

A shit so big that it sticks its head up out of the water like the Lochness Monster.
Every time I each a Chipotle Burrito I end up seeing the Logness Monster.
by jensenbox1 May 29, 2025
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Tennessee Tickle Monster

To get finger blasted by a shit covered pinky finger as someone tickles your taint with a whip.
That big country guy handled me with the ol Tennessee Tickle Monster
by The paper June 13, 2025
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Monster Energy Ripper

a rare monster flavour that is actually fucking amazing
13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
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pp monster

by anonymous July 24, 2023
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Happy Monster Band

A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!

Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?

It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.

“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”

Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
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Tickle Monster

P1: Hey have you heard of the tickle monster?

Me: Uh yeah that's me!
by yourmomkisserr July 31, 2023
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my singing monsters

some shitty pokemon ass collect them all game where you get monsters and make them have sex to make another monster
some kid on tiktok: my singing monsters sounds cool imma post it on tiktok
*it blows up*
homeless man carlos: why the fuck is this kid saying "ham bum bum bum bum" to me while hitting the worst griddy
elsagate creator: my singing monsters epic wubbox eats jalapeno pink sauce plants vs zombies poop
people on the internet: wtf is this retarded shit
by sharknado102000 August 3, 2023
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