Monster Ballzack

N. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, Midori, sweet and sour, with a splash of lemon lime soda.

"I think I will enjoy a nice big monster ballzack tonight with dinner."

by Biskithedd January 13, 2009

Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.

Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.

by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023

Monster

a person, typically a child, who is rude or badly behaved.

"Christopher is only a year old, but already he is a little monster" -Chief Inspector Marlowe

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

dryer monster

call ur gf this when she dry

hey girl dryer monster :)

by girlygalluvxx July 14, 2021

MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.

He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster

by Borderline_Savant May 8, 2025

independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic

Amouranth is such an independent woman gorilla monster

by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020