Bum me out

The exact opposite of a "pick me up".

When Jackson died in that twenty car pile up last week it was a pretty big bum me out.

by Hateonthis December 31, 2009

pokey bum dance

A dance where one violently pokes his/herself in the botty.

Colin:"Francesca! Stop doing the pokey bum dance!"

by coco3 August 10, 2009

#1 in tha bum

A more subtle way for men to state they would like to have sex with a girl if they could.

Paul: "Holy shit! Look at that brunette in the short skirt. I would totally pee in her butt."

Zack: "Yep. #1 in tha bum."

by GvilleZack2 August 06, 2011

Nova Scotia Slide Bum

A physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Its primary quality is a flatness of the buttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.

He: Look, there's Bob's really cute girlfriend. She's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!

by ring-tailed roarer September 10, 2009

hierarchical little bum licker

A term used by many people to describe someone that bum licks to get to the top of a hierarchical chain.

Man, John is a hierarchical little bum licker

by BanterthonLegend December 01, 2014

shooty bum pain

Shooty bum pain is when you have a really itchy bum hole to the point it hurts.

Oh man! I've got such bad shooty bum pain but there's people everywhere!

by flappyharris October 14, 2015

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.

Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!

by swordy January 17, 2013