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outdoor friend

Simply put. A friend that doesn't belong inside.

Criteria for an Outdoor friend:
1. Doesn't readily learn the rules of the inside. ( i.e. don't leave the swisher guts on my table.)
2. Is happier outside (or at least makes everyone else happier when they are outside)
3. Misses the toilet
4. Clogs the toilet
5. Easy to trick/tease/torment etc.
Nick: Why do i have to be outside?
Me: Because you are an outdoor friend.
by 206Lexicon July 4, 2008
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Weekly Friend

A friend where in which his/her personality is so conflictive to your own, that you can only stand to hang with or talk to once a week; someone you agreed to stay friends with after there was an issue between you two.
1. Me and James can't really hang out often. His sarcasm makes me want to kill him, but i guess I'm still his weekly friend...

2. After me and my Ex broke up we promised to be friends. Despite the fact I hate that bitch, we stay weekly friends just to keep that promise..
by Caddy Chavez October 1, 2008
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shemale friend

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grandma friend

the extremely generous friend who is willing to pay more than there fair share for meals, gives great gifts, and will smoke you down whenever.
by johnathy dongle September 1, 2017
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anti-friend

One who acts as if they are your best friend, but when asked non-surface level questions, refuse to answer.

An anti-friend will also ask you to divulge all your deepest secrets, then go behind your back and tell everyone.
Friend John: Dude, who did you fuck this weekend?
Friend Steven: Fuck you man, i don't kiss and tell.
Friend John: But, I thought we were best friends... you're being an anti-friend.
by kranzenator February 20, 2012
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leftover friends

Leftover friends are friends of friends in school which are now your main friends due to the fact that your original 'main' friends have moved out of the area and left you with the....leftover friends. Can also apply to someone introduced at work by a friend which is now a better friend than the original.
Now that my friend Jill went off to college, I am stuck with my leftover friends she introduced me to.
by Combzy September 25, 2009
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BEST FRIENDS

One who holds other persons hair back when getting sloppy/barfy; always there for eachother, babes, real good looking.
Audrey and Sandra are best friends rofl.
by SANDRUUH December 14, 2008
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