Kung-Fu Fighting

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, let's get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing

Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Make sure you have expert timing

Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning

Keep on, keep on, keep on

by Death Menace July 12, 2022

Flight Dust

Very old Flight Attendant that should have retired 20 years ago.

Dude how was you flight to Chicago? You have some hot Flight Attendants?

No, it was horrible the plane was just filled with flight dust. I felt like I was at the nursing home.

by livestrongcjm December 28, 2009

Fighting Irish

People of Irish decent who tend to run from the devil

The fighting Irish will lose to Sun Devils

by mrelleum October 4, 2013

A Rocky 3 Fighter

The 3rd movie in the Rocky Balboa movie series features a Rocky who is rich, powerful, popular, and well loved by his fans. But who doesn't care as much about winning, and therefor loses his title to Mr. T's character James "Clubber" Lang. So "A Rocky 3 Fighter" is 1 of 2 types of fighters. 1, a fighter with everything He/She has ever wanted, who ends up losing their heart and passion for the sport, and in the end loses their marquee status as a top fighter. 2, A fighter with everything, who then loses everything, but then finds themselves again and regains their marquee status.

John Doe was the best fighter I had ever seen! But once he got that money, he became A Rocky 3 Fighter and was forgotten about. His paychecks meant more to him then the fight outcome.... He became just another opponent....

by the2ndflood August 23, 2008

United Flight 93

The fourth hijacked plane of the September 11th attacks, which was planned to be crashed into either the Capitol building or the White House. This was prevented by the crew, who fought back against the hijackers, causing it to crash in a rural area of Pennsylvania.

The people from United Flight 93 deserve a memorial more than most, because they prevented a plane from crashing into the capitol or the White House.

by Azmera September 18, 2010

flight risk

The new Fear of Flying, where people on a plane are inches apart and, once seated beside someone coughing, there is nowhere to escape.

Advised to distance himself from other humans, needing to get to Chicago, he assessed the flight risk and decided to drive.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020

top flight

Aussie slang: top notch, very good. Moslty used to describe ones wife.

"I got me a top flight missus, she brings me beer whenever i want it!"

by Bigi July 31, 2005