doing a Clarke

when someone keeps disappearing from there desk at work, even when its beyond busy.

where's Paul, oh he's probably doing a Clarke

by arnoldp123 October 18, 2023

Doing a Tim

Doing a Tim is the art of waiting until the agreed meeting time to go start making a drink. It doesn't matter if the agreed meeting time is predictable, with ample preparation time. The drink making can commence only after already being late.

Jord: Where's Robyn?
Robyn: Just doing a Tim.
Dan: I'm also making a drink.

by Onyne December 11, 2023

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023

Doing a Toby

When you get so drunk you sleep in a bush.

I was so bad last night I ended up doing a Toby in the park on the way home

by Jeeves December 17, 2023

Doink

an absolute idiot

"dont be a doink"

by vh ucccugugocgocgudndndn January 10, 2024

doing a Daniel

Falling asleep during an intercourse after consuming a large amount of alcohol.

He‘s such a jerk! I thought he was the one and he‘s doing a Daniel every time..

by definetelynothim January 18, 2024

Doink a doinker

To smoke a joint or perform fellatio

I'm going to go doink a doinker.

by troublem8kR January 18, 2024