Cum Dumpster

A person and/or place to which one deposits seaman or seminile fluids, usually in an orafice such as the mouth, vagina, and or anus. Usually used as an insult.

"You're nothing but a little cum dumpster!"

by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

cum-drunk

cum drunk is how I get when I've sucked the cumgasms out of fifteen other cadets dicks and my head is spinning.

I got cum-drunk at last week's party!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

cum paste

1. to mislead by a false statement; delude.
2. to mislead or falsely persuade others;
2. to deceive

Origin: Originated from a practical joke played on the Howard Stern Show where Howard tried to convince a fan that a bit he submitted "Cum Paste" was one of the funniest things he had ever heard.

1. "Don't try to pull a cum paste over on me."

2. "C'mon guys, this is totally a cum paste."

by Henweigh August 26, 2006

cum cola

Not a popular brand of soda but one that most women love to gulp.

In a blind taste test cum cola beats out coke and pepsi 3 to 2.

by Brian Bertolli October 28, 2007

cum slap

When the bitch is sucking you off and at the end decides to spit and not swallow
So you offer your hand for her to spit the cum on

You then go...'yo bitch, next time swallow!'
And you slap her with the cum filled hand
If she crys...DOUBLE POINTS!!

'Fuck me...remember that bitch i met at the club?'
'Yeh'
'Well she was sucking me off in the alley and the bitch didnt swallow!'
'Really!'
'Dont worry man, i cum slapped the bitch...she wont not swallow ever again'

by Archbishop mothafucka March 26, 2009

Evaporated Cum

Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.

Last night we all jacked off in a dish so we could make Evaporated Cum!

by eda-skip October 5, 2021

cum-pool

A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.

I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021