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Cream Cracker

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?
by standyburnham December 13, 2022
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Lice cream squirter

It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus
When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter
by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019
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science cream

when you start to cream because of science
I just made some science cream and she likes it.
by creamy bill nye the science February 27, 2023
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Ice cream

The food that all shall eat. It is the giver of enjoyment and the master of all.
John:I don't like ice cream.
Mark:THEN GO BURN IN HELL!
by Photonbeam September 24, 2019
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Sour cream boys

Some twins that are pale asf and can't tan worth of s h e t.
Have you seen those Dolan twins? Looking like some sour cream boys
by Ishurboi May 24, 2018
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Old Cream

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one part Old Hopkings spiced gold rum or Captain Morgans with two parts Cream Soda.
Just had a Woody Woodpecker down the park time to relax with an Old Cream
by Meier's Massiv July 22, 2015
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Gimping Sour Cream

Dunk you and your partners whole body into melted leather and then fill up your partner with your ejaculate
Yo bro if you don’t stop playin’ around, imma hit you with the Gimping Sour Cream.
by Johnny.Sins April 11, 2024
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