porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

cream n cookies

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom

yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night

by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

Sus cookie

Someone you like but they are being sus

You are a sus cookie

by Hot cookie May 1, 2022

Freezerburned Cookies

Describing the act of one man freezing his testicles until the pubes are sharp and stronger than a thousand needles. The man then rub his balls up and down his women until there is blood shown or until the man nuts.

Let's get freaky and freezer burn them cookies!!!!!

....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.

by Grapefruit December 7, 2016

No Cookie March

No Cookie March, or shorten it as NCM You cant eat cookie on march until end of march, This mean you cannot see cookie, No eating cookie for whole march, Everyone wont eat cookie, this is challenge to show Cookie's Pain for whole march

Noah: hey did you fail no cookie march
Felix: Yes
Noah: What a idiot, never eat cookie again.

by Parasouth December 3, 2021

Cookie platter

The best food ever created at subway, it is a easy way to get fat with your friends.

Step by step guide to have the best day ever

1. Go to costa
2. Order a mango and passionfruit cooler
3.take your mate to subway
4. Get as many cookie platters as you can afford 👍🏼

I eat cookie platters everyday for lunch and I am the happiest human to exist

by Hi Inky September 16, 2019