Charlie Kirk'd

When someone's actions or words lines up satisfyingly or ironically with the following event or occurrence.

"Yeah it's a habit I don't like, I think I'm gonna drop it , (as she so happens to drop their water bottle on the ground )"

"Wow you Charlie Kirk'd it"

by DorkSpork September 14, 2025

Charlie Kirk

A sex position in where someone sucks on your dick. Instead of finishing inside their mouth, you pull your dick out and cum all over the left side of their neck

Last night I charlie kirk’d my girlfriend

by A guy on urban dictionary September 17, 2025

Charlie Kirk Effect

When Grindr starts reporting outages anywhere there is a large Republican gathering, due to closeted use of the app.

Charlie Kirk's Memorial caused a Grindr outage because there were too many people connecting at the same time; Charlie Kirk Effect in full swing.

by CharlestonKirk September 22, 2025

Charlie Kirk

When you are having sex with someone and pull your penis out before ejaculating on their neck.

“Did you hook up with that hot chick last night?”
“Yeah, took her back to my place and gave her a Charlie Kirk.”

by unadulteratedwanker September 22, 2025

Charlie Kirk Special

A sexual act in which someone performs toothy oral sex on their partner while aggressively mastur-debating

My girlfriend gave me a Charlie Kirk Special. At first it was just annoying and unpleasant, but eventually I shot my load and I was happy.

by ASPyr97 September 23, 2025

charlie

cocaine

esdeekid- pockets full of charlie sipping on bacardi
rico ace- okay

by jjakcmeatthatahh September 29, 2025

Charlie Kirk'd

When someone jizzes on your neck.

Oh my god. I didn't think he could blast such a load, but he Charlie Kirk'd me.

by Nerpnerp October 1, 2025