April 18

National take your girlfriend on a date day

April 18 is a super cool awesome day. extra applies if she is called mimi.

would be awesome if you went crystal shopping and perchance got food
Kinda cute

by Ketamimi April 8, 2024

12th april

national agri lad day

‘how you feeling today agri lad?’
‘i’m feeling amazing as it is the 12th april and national agri day’

by maisiegilbert April 11, 2022

April 5th

A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,

DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina

Yeahh it is!!!

by GaY_shit October 18, 2019

April

A month bitch. If you were born in this month your probably an Aries so that mean your fierce and impulsive.now go away pls

Mr.brown-kk so now tell me when you were born

Me-on my birthd- I mean April sir

by Dftgvyvbjbb June 30, 2020

All Anal April

You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.

Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!

by BofaDispenser December 5, 2024

April 13

the most beautiful people every are born on this day, they are also hyped up and cant controll themselves and you shouldn't give them red bull.

random: Hi
April 13th dude: yo
Random: what you want to drink
April 13th dude: red bull
Random: hell nahhhhh

by thymenf June 1, 2022

April 21

National send your bf a booty pic day

Girl: Open this when you are alone🤭 April 21

by Bbdudhbaisjd April 21, 2024