"Apple Cider and Gin"
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
"Dem rabid apples got me drippin swaggu."
"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."
"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."
"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
by Ricdiculus January 2, 2012

An infection an apple gets after having intercourse.
An infection an apple gets after a human has intercourse with it.
An infection an apple gets after a human has intercourse with it.
O YES, O YES PUT IT IN JONNY! MAKE ME DRIBBLE! Later after intercourse, Jonny
I think you gave me an apple yeast infection.
I think you gave me an apple yeast infection.
by Juila13sad June 14, 2018

Apple is a fruit, why search a fruit, why are you even reading this when you could be writing your own dictionary suggestion
by Business Ion April 8, 2020

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”
by graviedewd May 5, 2019

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 30, 2020

The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day
Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025

by theguywhoknowsatriceratops February 27, 2024
