April 5th

Harass your cousins day

I will harass you on April 5th

by Manmaker April 5, 2023

April 2020

Completely fucking ignore anyone named Bradley and flag on them every single day

Wow Shit it’s April 2020, can’t hang out with Bradley he is such a fucking deuchebag and I hate him

by MistaTAconaCho April 16, 2020

April 30th

The day Etika was arrested for less than 24hrs

April 30th

by Ieatchilders May 1, 2019

April 24

National show your boobs to your boyfriend day

It's April 24 show me your melons.
April 24 you know what that means love?

by Teopng April 24, 2024

April 23

the day the worlds best person was born. they are very sweet and kind and have a funny side. they love staying up and talking with you and are very into sports. cherish them forever!

Person 1: hey your so nice! when’s ur bday?
Person 2: April 23!
Person 1: so that’s why!

by randomhumanlolol November 14, 2021

April 10th

April 10th is national hate a hoe day. So if today is your birthday go out there and hate a hoe!

Friend 1: Fuck you.
Friend 2: What did I do?
Friend 1: It's April 10th aka hate a hoe day
Friend 2: Oh

by Billbobbyjoey April 10, 2023

Abstinence april

Fourth month of Sigma year. Although it is the fourt month so far, it is the first one where you fully abstain even from sex to know how it feels to be desperate. Meditation and working out is needed to cope with hardship od this period.

Mike:"James must be doing the Abstinence april, he only works out and meditates."

by chorbet November 15, 2022