Something to say to a girl men you're horny. Makes them cum much faster and it will turn them on! Also a good word to call your grandparents, it will turn them on really fast so that its easy to have sex with them after.
Donald Trump said "bbg sauce on my titties" when he fucked his wife to get his child.
Donald Trump said "bbg sauce on my titties" when he fucked his wife to get his child.
guy: hey babe, bbq sauce on my titties!
girl: Omg baby! Youŕe making me cum soo fast aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
guy: thats what I like to hear;)
girl: Baby spit in my ear!
girl: Omg baby! Youŕe making me cum soo fast aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
guy: thats what I like to hear;)
girl: Baby spit in my ear!
by gay nibber fuck March 8, 2019
Get the bbq sauce on my tittiesmug. The best food you could ever eat. many black people love this shit. especially with kool-aid. fried chicken with out hot sauce ? waaahh? you absolutely have to have hot sauce if you eat fried chicken
by Fried chick wit hot sauce December 20, 2013
Get the fried chicken with hot saucemug. is the sexual act of mixing female and male jizz in a cocktail glass mixing it with a hot sauce and having the women drink it while you eat out her pussy
by themanofcrabs November 10, 2010
Get the european hot cocktail saucemug. When purposefully attempting to replicate a fail sauce and failing in the attempt it can be considered an epic fail sauce fail.
by Tung Hotaling November 28, 2010
Get the epic fail sauce failmug. when you stick a slice of an apple in a girls vagina then leave it in overnight. When you wake up, suck her pussy and homemade apple sauce comes out.
by awesomedude123 March 3, 2011
Get the Homemade apple saucemug. It is quite possibly the worst man made smell in the entire world. Its named after the place where it was invented in Hawaii and the main ingredient involved.
The process begins with a two week field problem that will take place in the East Range which involve lots of walking in the jungle and battle drills. The second step involves masturbation. This will either be done while on guard duty or while in the soldier's sleeping bag. Should be done 3-4 days after the soldier has been in the field. After the soldier is done masturbating, rather than ejaculating into a sock, he ejaculates onto the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum where it is left and not cleaned up.
After several days of patrolling, reacting to contact, etc, the soldier will have been sweating quite a bit. The sweat, combined with the humidity allows for the perfect fermentation of the semen to occur. At this point, it could be considered finished. However, it really depends on the soldier to customize his own recipe after this step. Diet, hygiene, and ass wiping habits are generally taken into account.
By day 14 when the soldier has returned to the company area,it will be ready for pranks and personal entertainment. While waiting to turn in weapons, the soldier will stick his hand into his pants and wipe the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum. He then will attempt to touch his fellow soldiers' face, and/or mouth. Sometimes they will instead compare stenches to see which is worse.
The process begins with a two week field problem that will take place in the East Range which involve lots of walking in the jungle and battle drills. The second step involves masturbation. This will either be done while on guard duty or while in the soldier's sleeping bag. Should be done 3-4 days after the soldier has been in the field. After the soldier is done masturbating, rather than ejaculating into a sock, he ejaculates onto the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum where it is left and not cleaned up.
After several days of patrolling, reacting to contact, etc, the soldier will have been sweating quite a bit. The sweat, combined with the humidity allows for the perfect fermentation of the semen to occur. At this point, it could be considered finished. However, it really depends on the soldier to customize his own recipe after this step. Diet, hygiene, and ass wiping habits are generally taken into account.
By day 14 when the soldier has returned to the company area,it will be ready for pranks and personal entertainment. While waiting to turn in weapons, the soldier will stick his hand into his pants and wipe the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum. He then will attempt to touch his fellow soldiers' face, and/or mouth. Sometimes they will instead compare stenches to see which is worse.
Soldier 1:"Dude, what are you going to do to your East Range Cream Sauce this time?"
Soldier 2: "My girl was totally on her period while we were banging this morning so I'm totally trying blood this time."
Soldier 3: "I did something similar with this mechanic chick while we were in the Box at JRTC, but she had a yeast infection."
Soldier 2: "DAAAMMMMN"
Soldier 4:"Remember when whats-his-name used his infected cyst pus and his chlamydia for his?"
Soldier 1: "Boy am I glad that He got out before I got stationed here....."
Soldier 2: "My girl was totally on her period while we were banging this morning so I'm totally trying blood this time."
Soldier 3: "I did something similar with this mechanic chick while we were in the Box at JRTC, but she had a yeast infection."
Soldier 2: "DAAAMMMMN"
Soldier 4:"Remember when whats-his-name used his infected cyst pus and his chlamydia for his?"
Soldier 1: "Boy am I glad that He got out before I got stationed here....."
by elwoodblues85 August 4, 2010
Get the East Range Cream Saucemug. 1. a special Szechuan sauce that was given out with McDonald’s chicken nuggets for a limited time as part of a cross-promotion with the release of Mulan back in 1998. Despite demands by fans in various petitions online over the years, the sauce has remained hidden away.
2. When you legally change your name to Mulan and go to your nearest Chinese food restaurant. Travel back in time to kill your fourth oldest grandfather, travel back to present day and pick out a 1/2 Nebraskan lady named Pamela to McDonalds. Fuck and then make some nuggets in her butthole, and proceed to eat them
2. When you legally change your name to Mulan and go to your nearest Chinese food restaurant. Travel back in time to kill your fourth oldest grandfather, travel back to present day and pick out a 1/2 Nebraskan lady named Pamela to McDonalds. Fuck and then make some nuggets in her butthole, and proceed to eat them
by PussyXDestroyer90000 April 6, 2017
Get the Mulan Szechuan Dipping Saucemug.